Wife who formerly went on strike is now itemizing and charging for all tasks performed during her marriage. Love is all about itemizing.
"Til death do us part" is soooo 1955. Clearly "as long as our love lasts" is just way more realistic. We don't want to suffer from sky-high expectations!
Words fail me to describe this one.
Johnson hosted weekly parties at her home over the span of a year and admitted to having sexual contact with boys 15 to 17 years old, prosecutors said. According to her arrest affidavit, Johnson said she also provided marijuana, methamphetamine, and alcohol to the teens because she wanted to be a "cool mom" and it made her feel like she was "one of the group." She said she was never popular in high school.Sometimes I like to imagine these sorts of perverts (meaning the "cool mom", not the other stories above) attempting to explain their actions to people from 300 years ago, before being tarred and feathered or somesuch. "Oh, I see.....because you weren't popular in high school. It makes sense now!" Ridiculous.